Harper Kingsley

Living in sin with a safety pin...

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When the hell is this crossover happening because I would totally have its baby.

“Fair lady, you seem to have dropped your butterfly knife, while charmingly decapitating those thugs”

“…Fucking sweet!”

(via awkwardbirds)

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thefucksidontgive: theloinlesslioness: valbino: did-yuo-kno: thesmithgirl90: did-yuo-kno: Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor! Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I’m a white girl too and I love to reblog jokes. If you think that tumblr’s just made for reblogging that shit, then you’re a fucking little bit with no sense of humor at all. Go crawl back up your mother’s sluty little pussy and suck your little fucknuts. My mom is dead. breaking news: white person on tumblr got offended rfghioegrhioerhi breaking news, joke went right over offended white girl’s head

thefucksidontgive:

theloinlesslioness:

valbino:

did-yuo-kno:

thesmithgirl90:

did-yuo-kno:

Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor!

Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I’m a white girl too and I love to reblog jokes. If you think that tumblr’s just made for reblogging that shit, then you’re a fucking little bit with no sense of humor at all. Go crawl back up your mother’s sluty little pussy and suck your little fucknuts.

My mom is dead.

breaking news: white person on tumblr got offended

rfghioegrhioerhi

breaking news, joke went right over offended white girl’s head

(via awkwardbirds)

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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

starsinthegutter:

celestial-shade:

yolo-tier:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

bless those great souls that saved that kid.

all the awards to those lovely gals.

(Source: b-random, via clockworkjerk)

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Would just like to share a gigantic “Rowr.”

For the people who think all K-pop boys look like a bunch of girls. If nothing else, this proves that they look like a bunch of girls with awesome abs. ♥

(via orekikun)

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“Mating Tomeo” by A.J. Llewellyn gets some props. Nice kellicollins: READ THIS! I’ve long held that the majority of M/M Romantica(R) actually features two straight, gorgeous, pumped alpha males who just happen to be having sex. No, really. Substitute one of the men for a woman and many stories likely wouldn’t change at all. And I suppose that’s at least part of the appeal for straight women who love the genre. Though I’m totally guessing (I was no psych major; God forbid). Personally, that lack of two stereotypical alpha heroes is why I love A.J. Llewellyn’s stories, and his newest EC release, Mating Tomeo, is a fine example. It stars two Asian men, one decidedly more alpha, one more beta, who fall in love in 1940s Hawaii. It’s got plenty of hot sex, if that’s why you’re buying, but it’s a romance, first and foremost, between two men whose culture seems to glory in gay love even as it forbids it. No tan, glistening, musclebound men reside between the pages of this book…and IMO, it’s more compelling for it. In 1946 Hawaii, Tomeo Yamaguchi harbors a secret that would be considered shameful by his traditional Japanese family—he aches for the caress of other men. Which makes it particularly devastating when Tomeo’s father hires a tanomoshi—a matchmaker—to find a bride for his son. Tomeo spends time with the tanomoshi, Shin Yamada, and as the men come to know one another, deep feelings emerge, the transition from friends to lovers inevitable. They fall into a clandestine affair, their hushed and hidden lovemaking as beautiful and breathless in their eyes as it is torrid in the eyes of others. More time spent worshipping Tomeo’s body means less time finding him a suitable bride. Shin’s forsaking his duty…but mating Tomeo is worth every stolen second.

“Mating Tomeo” by A.J. Llewellyn gets some props. Nice

kellicollins:

READ THIS!

I’ve long held that the majority of M/M Romantica(R) actually features two straight, gorgeous, pumped alpha males who just happen to be having sex. No, really. Substitute one of the men for a woman and many stories likely wouldn’t change at all. And I suppose that’s at least part of the appeal for straight women who love the genre. Though I’m totally guessing (I was no psych major; God forbid).

Personally, that lack of two stereotypical alpha heroes is why I love A.J. Llewellyn’s stories, and his newest EC release, Mating Tomeo, is a fine example. It stars two Asian men, one decidedly more alpha, one more beta, who fall in love in 1940s Hawaii. It’s got plenty of hot sex, if that’s why you’re buying, but it’s a romance, first and foremost, between two men whose culture seems to glory in gay love even as it forbids it. No tan, glistening, musclebound men reside between the pages of this book…and IMO, it’s more compelling for it.

In 1946 Hawaii, Tomeo Yamaguchi harbors a secret that would be considered shameful by his traditional Japanese family—he aches for the caress of other men.

Which makes it particularly devastating when Tomeo’s father hires a tanomoshi—a matchmaker—to find a bride for his son.

Tomeo spends time with the tanomoshi, Shin Yamada, and as the men come to know one another, deep feelings emerge, the transition from friends to lovers inevitable. They fall into a clandestine affair, their hushed and hidden lovemaking as beautiful and breathless in their eyes as it is torrid in the eyes of others.

More time spent worshipping Tomeo’s body means less time finding him a suitable bride. Shin’s forsaking his duty…but mating Tomeo is worth every stolen second.

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Distant, frozen and dangerous, Ilum has nonetheless attracted Jedi visitors for centuries. The vast crystal caves beneath Ilum’s surface draw those seeking to improve their weapons, meditate in seclusion or test themselves against the natural hazards there. One pilgrimage to Ilum nearly ended in disaster when Master Seta-Le, trekking through Ilum’s mountains to a meditation site, fell through a patch of ice into a cavern. Trapped and with her lightsaber broken in the fall, she eventually managed to apply the lightsaber’s components to a nearby crystal formation. The resulting scattered beam melted through the ice wall of the cavern, allowing Master Seta-Le to escape. The complex, fragile ice formations created from the beam have become another point of interest on Ilum for Jedi pilgrims.

Pretty

(Source: goddessofcheese)